I noticed that since I got back to Boston that girls are checking out my bandaged up fist. It only occurred to me now that maybe people think I got into some vicious fight. Yup, I got into a brawl with the Yakuza in Shinjuku. The guy in the middle tried to smack me with his dong sack, which was actually full of 100 yen coins. I karate chopped it down and split open my knuckles.
naruhodo
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Yeah, you should lie and say you beat up some dude who was harrassing some woman... that would get you points with the ladies
Yes I saved a virgin from being sacrificed....
Just took the stitches this morning. Do chicks dig scars on the knuckles?
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