Turkey or Singapore

Turkey as in home cooking.....I was planning on going home for Easter and now people are asking me to go to Singapore that week.....hmmmmmm city I'm sick of where everyone people make an art of making no sense at all or home where I get free home cooking and can space out for a couple days.......

sorry Singapore, you smell funny.

White women and cheeseburgers

Two things Singapore does not have.....
well, their white women are australians and their burgers suck...its just not the same....I might never go back...whopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What's this guy saying...uuuuuuh

Singapore going nuts in Chinese New Year preparation....uuuuuuh